The New Survivor Series

6 married men will be dropped on an island with 1 car and 3 kids each for 6 weeks
Each kid will play 2 sports and take wither music or dance classes
There is no fast food
Each man must take care of his 3 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money
Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time
Each man must take each child to a dr. appt., dentist appt. and haircut appt.
Each man must make at least 1 unscheduled visit per child to the Urgent Care (wknd, evening on a holiday or right when they're about to leave for vacation)
The men will only have access to TV when the kids are asleep and all chores are done
There is only 1 TV between them and a remote with dead batteries
Each father will be required to know all of the words to every stupid song that comes on TV and the name of every character on cartoons
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep their nails polished and eyebrows groomed, while they get through each day without snot or spit up on their clothing
During 1 of the 6 weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, mood swings, but never complain or slow down from their other duties
They must give their 3 children baths, read a book and tuck children in beds (without falling asleep themselves)... Then feed them, dress them, brush their teeth, comb their hair and make lunches by 7am each morning
They must leave the home with no food on their face or clothes
A test will be given at the end of 6 weeks to see if the father knows; Each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size, doctors name, weight at birth, length, time of birth, length of labor, favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy and what they want to be when they grow up
They must clean up after their sick children at 2am and then spend the rest of the day waiting on them hand and foot- with a smile!
THE KIDS VOTE THEM OFF THE ISLAND BASED ON PERFORMANCE
The last man wins ONLY IF... he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice!
The winner gets to play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years.... eventually earning the right to be called MOM!